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Tras 20 años de matrimonio sigo enamorado de la misma mujer. -Que bonito! -Si, pero el día que se entere mi esposa...

Aterrizan 2 marcianos por accidente en la Tierra y deciden pasar la noche en una casa terrícola. Llaman a la puerta de una y abre un padre de familia (francés). "Hola " dice un marciano" ¿Podríamos pasar aquí la noche?". El hombre alucinado con la visita no duda en invitarlos a entrar. Después de una distendida cena uno de los marcianos propone el intercambio de parejas, (los marcianos eran marido y mujer) y el matrimonio terrícola, tras años de orgasmos fingidos y monotonía accede al intercambio. MARCIANO Y MUJER: Marciano "Desnudémonos" Mujer "Pues vaya pilila mas corta que tenéis" Marciano "Tu tírame de las orejas y veras" La mujer tira y el miembro del marciano empieza crece a voluntad MAÑANA SIGUIENTE La mujer satisfecha "Joder maridito vaya noche, ha sido increíble. ¿Tu que tal? Marido-" A mi fatal, la jodia de la marciana no hacia mas que tirarme de las orejas toda la puta noche"

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Ebro Valley water transfer could provide 500000 jobs
SpanishNews.es
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Torrevieja.com
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World Socialist Web Site
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Socialist Party
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New contact point for Entre Naranjos - Rundtownnews.co.uk


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Rundtownnews.co.uk
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The Leader Newspaper Online
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EU-Morocco Summit & Spain's Internal Political Battle - Morocco Board News Service


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Morocco Board News Service
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Rundtownnews.co.uk
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